Helping Lil Noob Noob Succeed

Join me on a journey to transform the worst Fortnite player into a champion.

The Story Behind lil Noob Noob, Samuel Peeduron.

There's no scientific method needed to expose the disaster that is evident in both stats and gameplay—this individual is undeniably the worst in the NA Region. His hit rate is as rare as hitting the jackpot on a scratch-off ticket. On average, he gets downed 42.0 times per game. Even toddlers fumbling with a mobile device or a Roku TV remote strike more fear than he ever could. I've delved into the pathetic reality of why Lil noob noob is such a joke.

Our Experience Helping

We've known Lil Noob Noob for some time, and here's the stats

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Receive professional insights and tips tailored to Lil' Noob Noob's unique playstyle, one that has consistently failed at life, gaming, and even basic coordination.

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Our Services

Explore our dedicated efforts to uplift and enhance gaming experiences for players like Lil Noob Noob.

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Carrying

I can get you wins if you sit in the corner and stop breathing in the damn mic. It's just that simple!

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Strategic Criticism

Has anyone actually told you why you suck? That you shouldn't of ran out when the sniper had you pinned? We don't just say "Better luck next time." We call you a dumb lil noob shit for brains, and it hurts enough to make you better.

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Staffing Resources

Suck so bad nobody plays with you, like lil noob noob? Then hire me, and ill fill your team to make it seem to your mom and everyone else that you're actually being involved in the community.

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Real experiences from gamers who benefited from our support.

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